It must be one of the most extraordinary affairs in British political history! The pot-bellied pensioner, John Prescott, Deputy Prime Minister (much to Britain's shame), has admitted a two year fling with one of his staff.
By Prescott's own admission, his wife of 44 years, Pauline, has been
"...devastated by the news."
His floozie, 43 year old Tracey Temple also feel "betrayed and humiliated" by her treatment at Prescott's hands, but as her stepfather, John Amos, has told the press "She's always had poor taste in boyfriends".
This is, of course, something of an understatement in the case of John 'Fat Guts' Prescott. The 67 year old has never been famed for his good looks, is mocked for his inarticulacy, and is rumoured to be suffering from incontinence. He hit the headlines some years ago when he became involved in a brawl with a farmer in front of TV cameras.
There are also rumours circulating in Westminster of other affairs, but both of Prescott's friends are denying this.
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